Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I Need A Bigger Bathroom

GUESS WHAT?!! I got another award! I’m so excited, so let’s address this thing right away!

It’s the Sugar Doll award and it’s from Veritable Ally
Thanks, Ally!

Ok, so for this award I have to tell you guys 10 things about myself, so here they are:

1. I have a giant bruise on my bum from an awesome river trip, which you should read about over at BSquared’s blog Bow to Brevity (which, I just noticed, is also BSquared) because it was fun and hilarious and she added some awesome doodles.
2. I did most of my growing up on a dirt road.
3. I am a coffee fiend.
4. I just right clicked “fiend” to see what the synonyms are and got “evil person”, “brute”, and “beast”, and now I’m thinking that’s not the right word. I meant I’m like a crackhead for coffee.
5. I wish women’s jeans all came in measurements like men’s jeans so that I would always know what size I am.
6. I’m usually too lazy to wear makeup.
7. I don’t like milk, but I looooove ice cream.
8. My niece Chels is here visiting me for about another 10 days and we are going to have a bLAST hanging out together since I haven’t seen her since Christmas.
9. I also have a couple more weeks of homework before summer classes are over, so between hanging with Chels and writing about American Ethnic literature, I might not be able to post.
10. THEN, after summer classes are over, I will be going home to Michigan for my BFF Nic’s wedding!!! I’ll be gone for two weeks and I’ll be out in the middle of beautiful BFE for a majority of that time, and I won’t really have access to acceptable internet, so you may not hear from me for a while.  

Now, to pass this award on to others... who to choose, who to choose?

I choose some blogs that I like to read by my internet friends:

and some blogs I like to read by people I know in real life and I'm so excited that they started blogging:

Brittany at Bow to Brevity

Congrats to all the winners!!!

On a completely different note, I need a bigger bathroom. Usually it’s not too much of an issue, since Breezy wakes up hours before my semi-comatose body would even notice an alarm clock going off, but some days we both need to wake up at the same time… and get ready at the same time… and our bathroom just isn’t big enough for the both of us.

We sleepily knock elbows and fight for the sink like two zombies going for the same brain. We’re lucky that neither of us have been hurt, yet.

And then there are the days where my morning coffee kicks in and I start using my hairbrush as a microphone and dance in front of the mirror. This is fine when I’m getting ready alone, but when Breezy’s in the room:

Breezy (mouth full of toothpaste): “What are you doing?”

Moi (hyper and happy from the coffee): “Singing Eminem.”

Breezy (confused): “Girls shouldn’t ‘sing Eminem’.” (He totally did the air quotes around “sing Eminem”)

Moi (feelings hurt): “Why not?”

Breezy (thinks he’s better than me): “Girls don’t have enough anger.”

Moi (continue to sing Eminem without anger): “You selfish bitch, I hope you fucking burn in hell for that shit.”

At the time I was too jacked up on my dark roast to think of this, but Breezy sings some songs around the apartment that he shouldn’t have the right to sing if I can’t sing Eminem.

Like when he was obsessed with Ke$ha:

PS: Eminem, if you’re reading this, I love you.


  1. Thanks for the award Lacey! haha Dude- you can totally sing Eminem, even without the anger! His lyrics provide all the rage you need! His songs are like Bisquick pancake mix- he provides the rage and appropriate bitch to ho ratio, all you need to do is add water aka your voice :D

  2. Hahahaha you are way too funny. But I totally get that rapping into hairbrushes is an important part of each morning. I'm more of a Jay-Z/Snoop Dog girl (I'm too black to sing Eminem, foo) but it's the same idea. I can't believe your man doesn't understand. Haha.

  3. Yay! I am so excited to have an award! I think I can figure out what I am supposed to do with this :) If not, we live in the same city and I will track you down!

    lol I love singing Eminem and other rap music! I plan on one day being the female version of Eminem. Heck yes. I loved this blog though it made me laugh! Brandon is a goof and I can so hear him singing Ke$ha.

    Also, can I just say that Brittany is like the master of metaphor? lol Nice one BSquared...nice one.

  4. Congrats on your awards!! LOL.. my hubby sings Ke$ha and I am this close to broadcasting his foolishness over the interwebz. You go on with yo bad self and sing Eminem!!!!!!!!

  5. LMAO! I love the P.S. to Eminem!!! What's wrong with a girl singing his songs? I think it's just appropriate. :)

  6. thanks so much for the award..happy happy...
    and eminem? i dont undertsand him at all...iv tried about a zillion times to like more time wouldnt matter...
    n kesha? rox!
    yeah breezy's got sum issues..hahahhaa...
    n m i supposed to pas on this award to sum1 n write 10things about me 2?

  7. Women's jeans should be sized the same way men's jeans are. And why the hell aren't they?

  8. hahaha my boyfriend and I have the same problem...both with the bathroom AND the songs!! lol

    congrats on your award! :)

  9. I love Shady, and if he's allowed to sing Kesha around the house then you should be able to rap until your heart's content!

  10. Congrats on your award! :) Thankfully husband and I get ready at different times so we avoid the whole bumping into each other. Thank Goodness!

  11. YES on number 5! A thousand times YES!!!


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